im gonna shove this car into a locker
Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.
MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU
This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!
I really needed this thank you
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
reblog if ur GAY and like to pet CATS
reblog if ur CAT and like to pet GAYS
reblog if gay cat
MelVFitness posted this image on instagram a few days ago with the following caption:
"Check out my transformation! It took me 15 minutes. Wanna know my secret? Well firstly I ditched the phonewallet cause that shit is lame, swapped my bather bottoms to black (cause they’re a size bigger & black is slimming), smothered on some fake tan, clipped in my hair extensions, stood up a bit taller, sucked in my guts, popped my hip- threw in a skinny arm, stood a bit wider #boxgap, pulled my shoulders back and added a bit of a cheeky “I’m so proud of my results” smile. Zoomed in on the before pic- zoomed out on the after & added a filter. Cause filters make everything awesome.
What’s my point? Don’t be deceived by what you see in magazines & on Instagram. You never see the dozens of other pics they took that weren’t as flattering.”
the caption is so important
the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww
What do you mean “until”?
reasons i dont want to go back to school
- being forced to be around dumb,horrible, and mean people for so long
- have to wear a bra
- forced social interaction
- gross teachers
- having to actually put on clothes that arent pajamas
- have to wake up early
- cant stay up too late
- no sleeping in class
- no eating in class
- less time for internet and friends
- did i mention that 80% of ppl here are giant assholes